Jesus Knows Your Here

Stolen off the internet...Jesus Knows You're Here!

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables when a voice in the dark said,

'Jesus knows you're here.'

He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off,

and froze.

When he heard nothing more, after a bit, he shook his

head and continued.

Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard

'Jesus is watching you.'

Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically,

looking for the source of the voice.

Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam

came to rest on a parrot.

'Did you say that?' he hissed at the parrot.

'Yep', the parrot confessed, then squawked, 'I'm just

trying to warn you that he is watching you.'

The burglar relaxed. 'Warn me, huh? Who in the world

are you?' 'Moses,' replied the bird.

'Moses?' the burglar laughed. 'What kind of people

would name a bird Moses?'

'The kind of people that would name a Rottweiler Jesus.'

A short piece about my sister Monica.

http://authspot.com/biographies/final-hour-2/

NUTS!

Two furry squirrels sunning in a park,

Hear the ominous big dog’s bark.

Oh not again, the nutty ones say.

We have to run, end our play.

They scamper and run,

For the dog’s great fun.

They need time to bide,

Nuts they must hide.

Why do they do this?

Squirrels say this is amiss.

Why not leave us alone,

And chew on their bone?

Smart squirrel says he knows reason why,

Dogs go about and make squirrels fly.

It's not us they want and seek at all cost,

It’s what was taken , something they lost.

NUTS!

SEDUCTRESS

Seductress

Clay Hurtubise

She reaches me,

Touches me,

In places I shouldn’t say.

Caresses’ me,

Teases me,

In a hypnotic sort of way.

Promises me,

Me.

One she’d never betray.

She wants me,

She tells me,

It’s just my body that’ll decay.

I must kill me,

Defeat me,

If I want her to forever stay.

She leaves me,

She leaves me,

But only for today.